The one upside to the
Patriot Act is the little-known provision allowing Federal authorities to forcibly remove musical instruments from any past-it performer reaching the age of 70: happy birthday and say goodbye to your artfully detuned gee-tar,
Thurston Moore. It's time for the broken-hip hipsters to step down and let the
real youth-who-would-be-sonic take their rightful place on the world stage. All the way from Monterey, Mexico come the incredible noise-maven mavericks
Los Llamarada who, for reasons unbeknownst to me, are allowing
Nene Records to offer free tracks abundanza to download
pronto. I'm overjoyed with pee (the happy kind) to see
Siltbreeze pushing out releases by
Psychedelic Horseshit and
Teenage Panzerkorps, but until they sign up our scuzz-pop neighbors South of the Border, I'm going to be tattooing the word
revenge on my knuckles as punishment for their oversight. Yes, you don't have to tell me: I only have 5 knuckles. Abbreviating it to
revng will still have the same impact, thank you very much.
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