If the fan-tabulous
Wayne Cochran (thanks to songs like
Somebody's Been Cuttin' In On My Groove,
Get Down With It and
Goin' Back To Miami) is known as the "white James Brown", does that make
Pearl Jam (when covering one of his least exciting tracks
Last Kiss)
"the translucent Wayne Cochran?" Let me also be one of the first to say that as punishment for crimes against (musical) humanity, the crap-tacular
Bob Seger should be forced to line his underwear with the royalty checks of
Sittin' In A World Of Snow. And for my final joke today: Knock knock.
Who's there? Nat.
Nat who? National Geographic, and we've discovered a new race of White people and they all look and sound exactly like
Eddie fucking
Vedder. If that ain't an argument why we should all support ethnic cleansing, I don't know what is.
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