Disco:Very Reveals Endings to Recent Oscar-Nominated Films You Were Never Planning on Seeing Anyway

LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
Japan loses the war because they did not know "The Secret"

AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
Earth gains more self-confidence after J. Alexander provides free makeover

UNITED 93
Crisis averted when passenger Faith Popcorn identifies terrorism as the new cultural zeitgeist

BABEL
Four more narrative threads are interwoven into the story, all of them involving LonelyGirl15

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
The yellow VW bus is a penis symbol