1. I still tie my shoes one bunny ear at a time.
2. I am unable to get to that one reoccurring zit which resides on my lower left shoulder. It requires asking complete strangers to reach it for me.
3. I have never been able to cross my eyes.
4. I am unable to skip when jumping rope--I can only pogo.
Here are the extraordinary physical successes of one-man-band Trin Tran:
If Numbers were ever forced to downsize, Trin Tran could totally be the replacement scab worker.