A one-off single composed and produced seemingly in a few hours by Lisa Crystal Carver (known to her parents as Lisa Suckdog) and quickly pressed by Sub Pop back when they were still flush with Nirvana cash. The A-side is a duet between art-prankster Boyd Rice and Mary Ellen Carver (known to her children as Mama Suckdog). Click on the cover art above to get the full story. Am I the first person to post a rip of this oddball single? If so, this maintains my reign as King of the Internet.