I'll watch this dreck so you don't have to.
0:01 This landscape looks not unlike the Occupy Wall Street protest going on outside my office window right now.0:03 Damn space aliens and their aggressive take-over-the-Earth rampages!
0:06 The two warring factions don't look all that dissimilar. Question: are the creators of this commercial imparting a deeper meaning?
0:11 Answer: The Kia has arrived so apparently not.
0:15 I saw some sneakers similar to this at Ross Dress for Less once but they only had them in size 12 so I had to pass.
0:19 Think of how much different our lives would be now if Run DMC had dressed in pastels and Iridescent Taffeta. And also if they had been hamsters.
0:21 You can say whatever you want but those fucking rodents can dance!
0:28 Those killer robots work hard, but they party hard, too.
0:31 Look at that rave bro in the upper left corner! He's all, like, "Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!".
0:40 A Rastafarian hamster playing bongos at a dance-off in a war-torn landscape?? Now I've seen everything!.
0:47 I'm not sure what's worse: a future devoid of trees where aggressive intergalactic robots will wreak destruction upon our very souls, or a a future devoid of trees where aggressive intergalactic robots will wreak destruction upon our very souls where the only available car is a Kia.
