The Long List of Artists Whose Music I Was Searching for at Amoeba Music on Haight Street, Thus Annoying the Counter Clerk Because the List Was So Fucking Long, But Also Annoying Me Because None of Their Albums Were in the Racks:
The Black Jaspers
Crookers
Kevin Dunn
Filmzenek Tarr Bela
Gay for Johnny Depp
Andrew Graham
High All the Time (Various Artists)
Hunx & His Punx
Mazing Vids
Moderne
Pretty & Nice
Reading Rainbow
Sonny & the Sunsets
Charanjit Singh
UV Race
White Fence
The Second Part of the Long List of Artists Whose Music I Was Searching for at Amoeba Music on Haight Street, Thus Annoying the Counter Clerk Because It Dawned On Her at Some Point That I Was Making Them All Up:
I Run, I Jump, I Skip, I Fall Down: Hello!
Click Your Heels, Scream "I'm Anglo!"
Almost There, Almost There--Oops! Wrong Turn
They're Dancing In Unison and I'm Drowning Beside Them
You Ate What???
Everybody Bends at the Knee
Reach Up! Reach Up! Give it Here!
Ow! I Stubbed My Toe! Ow!
My Womb Held Aloft
Him and Her and Me and Them and Us and He and She
Let's Look at the Sun and Go Blind (Now We Are Blind)
Invisible Sheets of Yesterday and Forever
Aching, Waiting, Hoping, Spinning, Spinning, Spinning
Plausorchiadidian
Sounds Like Ass
2 comments:
Excellent. Now my next band has a name, Everybody Bends at the Knee.
Don't you know that record store clerks are an endangered species and a national treasure? Subject of film, book, and song? Teasing them is small-minded and mean-spirited. Have you finally lost all sense of decency?
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